August 2010
I smoked a cuban Bolivar tonight
YUCK! GET IT AWAY!
July 2010
I can’t have sex with your personality,
And I can’t put my penis in...
That’s how you become, like, a saint….you’re friends with butterflies.
– Dylaaaaan (via tuffghostevan)
MISQUOTE! I SOUNDED LIKE WAY MORE INTELLIGENT WHEN I SAID THIS.
everything is sunburnt, bruised, or sore
I HURT
Anonymous asked: Fine, forget Dubai.
Let's runaway to Maine.
I hear it's quite nice there, and that way we can keep it in the states.
Let's runaway to Maine.
I hear it's quite nice there, and that way we can keep it in the states.
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Anonymous asked: Any advice to a high school senior?
inamirror asked: youre adorable. come hang out in canada!
umm, you wouldn’t know classy if it gang-raped you in the ass.
Anonymous asked: Will you run away with me?
And if so, can we live in Dubai?
And if so, can we live in Dubai?
I'm sooooo angsty right now.
Hello hormones.
Anonymous asked: well if you don't mind, what is your type? (I am not the same person by the way.)
Anonymous asked: r u gay?
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johdann asked: Are all German people that pretty or is it just coincidental?
Hey kids!
Today is “bring your sexy parents to the pool day”.
I hope they’re keeping an eye on you, because I’m not!
Anonymous asked: Blonde, brunettes, and redheads.
give me your brutally honest opinion for each?
give me your brutally honest opinion for each?
johdann asked: What type of design projects do you ultimately wish to work on?
Someone told me that butterflies don't eat, but I...
Oh my god.
Its official; my computer has syphilis.
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Anonymous asked: good job bringing sexy to the midwest! lolz
christopherram asked: What do you imagine your life being like 5 years after college?
boywithurl-deactivated20110617- asked: i think it's great you live in ohio, indy here.
Anonymous asked: how does it feel to be a tumblr sex god?
HEY BITCHESZZZ
I’m Back.
I’m a changed man.
like, i’m not even an attention whore anymore.
SOOO WEIRDDDDDD.
Germans like beer, I get it.
But they’re a bunch of pussies when it comes to liquor. Just saying.
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Hello Zara. Nice to meet you. Hello Steinbruch....
Mommy and daddy will be mad……..