I'm starting a money pile.
I”M GONNA BUY COMBAT BOOOOOOTS
Anonymous asked: ITS A DINOSAUR WITH A LEAF IN IT NOSE POINTING NOW TAKE YO CLOTHES OFF
how do you tell frat guys to leave you alone
while allowing them to continue their practice of buying you beer and getting you into bars? Pretending to Rush is funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Pain is temporary. Suck is forever.– Bridget, the drawing instructor.
FUCK MY ASS
I have 15 hours of classes a week. These classes expect a combined 30+ hours of outside work/reading. I suck at hurrying, and the teachers expect perfection. I’m gonnnnnnnnnna dieeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Sunday, Sunday, get shit done day.
hey guys, i have an idea!
let’s say nice things to each other from now on. fucking shit.
tuffghostevan: If the top part of your pubes/ass crack isn’t visible, your pants/shorts/suit is too high. I never even realize that my pants are shamelessly low, i alwayssss get called out.
First day of classes tomorrowwwwwww
sorry i haven’t been on lately, having a social life is weirrrrrrrrrrd.
Just had a reaaaaaallly serious talk with my...
Apparently he never wants me to strangle myself when I masturbate. Oh.
faucet asked: PROTIP: The door to your cabinet can be taken off relatively easily. You now have a beer pong table.
LOOK HOW BIG MY DORM ISSSSSSSSSSS
ilikesmywine-deactivated2012112 asked: awesome view!
Anonymous asked: why do you have so much supplements on your shelf? do you really use all those?
Anonymous asked: what college are you attending? & why does it start so late. every other school started like 3 weeks ago.
Why's It Always Gotta Be "Fuck"?
So Crude. So Crass. So Uncreative. So Fucking Crude. So Fucking Crass. So Fucking Uncreative.
off to chow chow on some...
Cashier: You smeylll real naice, whatre you wearin?
Lady: buhhg sprayyy
Me: *immediately becomes interested in O Magazine*
indieremixes: Holy Ghost - Static On The Wire...
I had a dream that I hooked up with Snooki and...
i’m a little embarrassed about the angelina part.
Anonymous asked: i am overweight and hate my body. I do NOT eat at fast food places and I walk around all the time. what do you think is something I can do to change me? :/
IT'S CALLED CHLORINE.
try it. you’ll like it.
Ra Ra Riot — Boy (RAC Mix) I love Ra Ra...