Lol! Such a dork :) Why did you post a video of you applying aloe vera? so random! :P
not quite, i just told the world i was burnt as a muffukka. it all makes sense.
Your so... what's the word... Boring? Sorry. Try again.
only boring people get bored. i could watch that video a million times.
“So therefore I dedicate myself to myself, to my art, my sleep, my dreams, my labors, my suffrances, my loneliness, my unique madness, my endless absorption and hunger - because I cannot dedicate myself to any fellow being.” —Jack Kerouac (via yimmyayo)
- Kid: excuse me lifeguard!?
- Lifeguard: yes?
- Kid: do wolverines live in ohio?
- Lifeguard: i don't think so. why?
- Kid: becauseeeeeee THERES ONE IN THAT TREE
i have never seen so many lightning bugs in my life.
my car looks like it just left a blacklight rave.
do you consider yourself cute?
i mean, i’d pinch my cheeks.